not passive aggressive. just funny.

just received a text message
from someone i dont know
i dont recognize the number
not in my phone

"Yo mathnet, I can't find my pants. I had 8 pairs and now they're gpone. I slept for 5 hours. Woke up, ate 3 bananas, took 2 showers --at the same time-- and when I got back to my room, all my pants were gone. What happened?"

get it right, man!

spelling challenge.

ah, those crazy kids.

"There is a sign in the bathroom down the hall at M.I.T. that says:"

'Please flush the toilet.'"

you must not have been clear enough

Email:

From: D____
Date: Thu, 05 Feb 2009 =
To: <123@abc.net>
Subject: G_____Called


A man named _____ called in a panic saying that he had kind of an emergency. He was referred from _____ regarding an employment issue. I explained to him that you were in an all day mediation, but he seemed pretty adamant that he speak with you.

I told him that I would send you this email for a heads up. He also left you a voicemail. He did not leave a number.

Thanks.

RESPONSE:

From: M______
Date: Thu, 05 Feb 2009 =
To: <123@abc.net>
Subject: G_____Called

I am at an all day mediation. Have someone else call him back.

attention

ATTENTION!

PLEASE check these documents to see if any of them are yours. This basket is NOT a filing basket, but a basket for unknown documents. If any of these papers are yours, please take them. If they are not collected by the end of the week, I will put them in recycling.

Thanks so much!

Welcome!

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-Danielle